The Lyrics
This short song is known throughout the world, and is one of the first songs any piano player learns. In Finnish, it is known as Kissanpolkka (Cat's Polka); in Japanese as Neko Funjatta (I stepped on a cat). In German it is Der Flohwalzer (Flea Waltz); I don't know the English name, though. But I got the idea for the lyrics on the Japanese name.
Kitty slept on floor,kitty slept on floorNear the fireplace, her tailnext to doorI stepped on her tailI stepped on her tailKitty screamed, and howledand began to wail -
Kitty jumped and fled,Kitty jumped and fledI was scared as I thought Itrod her deadKitty looked at me,kitty looked at me"Oh you nasty Susy,shame on thee!"
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kako - January 25, 2021 - Report this commentI like this parody but it's kind of disturbing not gonna lie I was going to tell my piano teacher to sing it but I think is gonna say no because the things that the song says
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